By embarrassed - 19/12/2014 19:24 - United States
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I'm just a normal dude, a firefighter, soon to be EMT, a certified IT technician, and I'm in the MS Army National Guard! So yeah, have fun!
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Unfortunately our dog has passed. It was a choke snare. I don't blame my grandpa he loved our dog just as much as we did, he was only trying to protect him. I don't know where you're from in the world but foxes and coyotes are not harmless. Our dog was a little shih tzu and a fox or coyote wouldn't think twice about attacking him.