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By Noname - 24/02/2009 22:57 - United States
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
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