Elokiwy

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  • 33 years-old
  • Monday 29 April 1991
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About Elokiwy

Devinez à quel animal appartient le crâne de la 2ème photo ^^ Vous connaissez la sexualité des punaises des lits ? En résumé : priapisme, autococufiage, pénis perforateur, vierge enceinte, homosexualité, bestialité, sexe canon qui tire à distance, hermaphrodisme, femelle aux sexes multiples. La nature est fascinante... Merci Bernard Werber (que j'adore) pour ce mini cours ! « Nous sommes des êtres versatiles, stupides, amnésiques et doués d'un immense talent d'autodestruction. » Hunger games 3 - Suzanne Collins « Ne pas s'opposer à l'intolérance des extrêmistes, c'était leur fournir un soutien tacite. Pour que le mal triomphe, il suffit que les braves gens ne lèvent pas le petit doigt. » Quatre garçons dans la nuit - Val McDermid (Voui ces citations sont un peu plus déprimantes...)

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Elokiwy's FML badges

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

FAAAAAACEBOOK

Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.

Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

Night owl

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.

I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

I NEED to know!

You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

One ring to rule them all

You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

Going for gold

You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

42

See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

Picture this FML

You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

I liked to the power of 20

You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

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