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By Lesdentsdelamer - 08/07/2010 12:00 - France
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You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Your account was created during the first 6 months of FML's existence.
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
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See, one of you was right.
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You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
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You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
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Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
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You've commented on an FML that you sent in
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
By Lesdentsdelamer - 08/07/2010 12:00 - France
By Tysann - 05/07/2010 21:55 - France
By juanito - 05/07/2010 11:30 - Belgique
By TheCure - 29/06/2010 00:50 - France
Eh oui mon père a un humour fabuleux, et heureusement :D
By Anonymous - 25/06/2010 23:33 - France
Le problème, c'est que sur une route de campagne, je ne savais pas à quelle caserne ils appartenaient. J'ai été à celle de la ville la plus proche et ils se sont fait appeler à la radio. J'ai attendu qu'ils reviennent pour qu'ils me rendent mes papiers. Je suis évidement arrivé en retard au travail... imaginez la tête de mon boss quand je lui ai dit la raison de mon retard.