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About Kalouty

Kalou est néfaste Kalou reste debout dans le métro Kalou mange seul à la cantine Kalou boit du robinet Kalou a peur des chiens Kalou ne se rase pas (SALE !) Kalou aime rire Kalou lit un tome HP par semaine Kalou fait peur aux petites filles Kalou sent mauvais Kalou n'est pas inscrit sur Facebook Kalou ne court pas après le bus Kalou lit le journal Kalou ne met pas de synthétique (100% coton bande d'enfoirés !) Kalou n'aime pas Michael Jackson Kalou is ready Kalou ne boit pas d'alcool Kalou veut devenir maître Pokemon Kalou est myope mais n'a pas de lunettes Kalou a les cheveux qui frisent après une douche Kalou s'est vacciné contre le SIDA Kalou débranche la prise de l'aspirateur avec son pied Kalou n'est pas une fille (ou pas :D) Kalou clique sur les pubs du site Kalou est anorexique Kalou combat l'eau par le feu Kalou lit les VDM dans les autres langues avec Google trans

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Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

I NEED to know!

You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

One ring to rule them all

You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

Star of the Forum

With over 3000 messages posted on the forum, you certainly seem to be opiniated.

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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