OSEF
By lesgossesdnosjours - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
By lesgossesdnosjours - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff