AstroTurf Matador
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Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Verified
You are now a certified FML member
FAAAAAACEBOOK
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.