Leaking
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
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By Not Drunk - 30/01/2017 10:32 - New Zealand - Wellington
Hey guys. It's the OP Nothing really serious happened because of my brain fart, but I'm now thinking it'll be a inside joke at work. The car I was driving was insured, and it was just a small dent. I was asked the questions back at work (company policy) so, if I was drunk, they wouldn't have to get police involved with me staying at the company.