By Anonyme - 13/02/2014 21:07 - France - Plaisance-du-touch
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By cacaomille - 27/08/2013 23:40 - France - Bouc-bel-air
Oyé Oyé! Je suis l'auteure de la VDM. Alors en fait, je ne suis pas le chauffeur ^^ j'étais assise juste à côté de cette mamie, elle avait en effet peur alors à chaque fois qu'elle voyait que le chauffeur accélérait, elle lui donnait une tape sur la tête. Le chauffeur a été très indulgent avec elle et lui a gentiment demandé d’arrêter. Cette situation m'as beaucoup fait rire et j'ai donc décidé de la poster en tant que VDM. Pour ceux qui disent "Normalement il y a une vitre", si vous préférez, c’était un car, un truc pour faire des longs voyages quoi. Il n'y avait donc pas de vitres :)