Nee

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  • Noisy le grand, France
  • 36 years-old
  • Saturday 06 February 1988
  • single

About Nee

Je mange 6 fois par jour, et je me nourris uniquement de grignotages et je refuse de boire autre chose que du coca ou du Nesquick, mais JAMAIS les deux mélangés. Je suce mon pouce, avec un doudou et j'aime ça. J'adore sauter sur les lits jusqu'à ce qu'un grand "CRAC" se fasse entendre. Je voue un culte fanatique a mon lit, mon oreiller et ma couette. Sinon, j'ai un problème, j'attire les murs, les coins de meubles. J'ai un problème equilibrique, alors va falloir mettre de papier bulle dans tout ton appart, et le changer 1 fois par semaine, parce que le papier bulle, je ne peux pas résister à l'éclater. Sinon je suis aussi très maladroite, je suis capable de me faire un Nesquick et de le renversé 2 fois de suite avant même d'avoir commencé à le boire. Je ne griffe pas, je mords seulement. J'suis super calme, quand je ne suis pas énervée, J'fais même de l'hypotension. Adoptez moi. ~

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Nee's FML badges

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

I was here first!

Your account was created during the first 6 months of FML's existence.

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Night owl

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

42

See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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