By Anonymous - 13/05/2013 22:05 - United States - Kapolei
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Heyitscoley's favorite FMLs
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By Dani_Rich - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
It was a midnight showing of Captain America. I was not going to bitch them out, because I am not absolutely rude. I was trying to show respect for mothers that have to take care of a child. I am just disappointed that I could not hear the dialogue. Yes, I did get a refund after I explained the situation, and I am going to go see it tomorrow. Hope that clears it up.