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Bonjour, Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. Merci à tous pour vos mots de réconfort. Quelques précisions : Sans être très jeune, ma tante est décédée à 60 ans d'un cancer rapide. Ma grand-mère a 80 ans passés, mais l'âge ne change rien à la douleur de perdre un enfant. Bref, l'intervention de la petite (4 ans) était plutôt justifiée… Ma grand-mère a pris cette remarque comme il convenait : avec humour et bon sens. Elle a simplement embrassé la petite et lui a répondu en souriant : "Tu as bien raison ma chérie" En réalité, les plus gênés étaient les spectateurs de la scène (et en particulier les parents !), alors qu'entre l'aïeule et la petite fille, il n'y a eu que douceur et tendresse.