Chlamydia central
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Saint Cloud
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Saint Cloud