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By savagefred - 03/08/2021 19:58 - France - Mérignac
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Parce que c'est tellement bon de pouvoir rire du malheur des autres !!!!
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Et bien malheureusement ce n'est pas un fake...-__-' Alors je lui ai demandé ce qu'il s'est passé, monsieur a fait un cauchemar et quand il s'est réveillé il s'est retrouvé dans le noir et il croyait vraiment qu'il était devenu aveugle =D
Wuah, ma VDM acceptée ! :o Je vous rassure, je ne bois pas, ne fume pas, j'ai une vie très saine... Juste que je n'ai jamais supporté la fièvre, même avec des traitements, bref, au final j'ai encore peur pour cette nuit... C'est pas franchement agréable de se sentir dans des situations qui paraissent super réelles, et qu'au final, une fois réalisé, c'est totalement rididule ! :)