By Mia - 12/02/2008 08:45
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bonsoir, c'est moi la babysitter ! alors petites précisions, je ne l'ai postée qu'une fois, un peu comme d'habitude en me disant "de toutes façon ça va jamais passer", juste histoire de voir si ça fait rire d'autres gens que moi en voyant à la modération le %age de personnes qui ont mis "oui", et je viens de me rendre compte qu'elle a été acceptée après, vous pensez bien ce que vous voulez, moi je sais que c'est vrai, et on profite bien mieux de ce genre d'anecdotes quand on arrête de dire que c'est raconté "exprès pour être accepté". sinon pour la suite de l'histoire, j'ai maintenant un énorme bleu sur le genou et maintenant j'essaye de faire attention à ne laisser aucun obstacle sur le trajet entre Basile et moi ^^