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By pansypup - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Rio Rancho
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fighting evil by moonlight winning love by daylight never running from a real fight
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OP here, clearing a few things up. This actually happened a couple of years ago before I moved out but thought it would make a fun FML. The girlfriend and I are both female. I had unpacked the rest of my bag (including my toothbrush) when I got home but was waiting until everyone had cleared out of my room to put the vibrator away. :) I just did my best to avoid his questions until he forgot! I'm enjoying all the comments :D