MILF_SUZY

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About Milf_suzy

UGHHH HOW ABOUT FML BECAUSE I JUST WROTE A DAMN PAGE LONG THING HERE AND IT DIDN'T SAVE. WTFFFFFF... FML WEB SITE. THAT IS SOME BULLSHIT. UMMM ALL I AM GOING TO SAY NOW.. AND CUT N PASTE IT JUST IN CASE IT DOESN'T SAVE AGAIN!! IS THAT MY LIFE IS ONE BIG #FML !!! I MADE UP A MOTTO: "LAUGH; OR YOU CRY N DIE" SOMEONE TOLD ME ABOUT THIS SITE BECAUSE I CONSTANTLY TELL STORIES ABOUT THINGS THAT I SAY ARE "SO BAD THEY ARE FUNNY" TYPE SITUATIONS. EVERYTHING I HEAR ... REMINDS ME OF SOME CRAZY STORY I'VE HAD IN MY LIFE OR WEIRD PERSON I MET. I HAVE A SON WHO I THINK IS A REPLICA OF STEWIE FROM FAMILY GUY. HE HAS KINDA BEEN OUT TO GET ME LOL... A GENIUS. HE SAYS I AM "AS STUPID AS A 14 YR OLD GIRL" BUT... HE GOT HIS SMARTS FROM MY DNA. DUH.

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Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Night owl

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

42

See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

Tommy Wiseau

You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

I'm a rock star

You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

Gandhi

You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

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