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About Not_a_robot

Okay, maybe I am a robot. I was a bit dissapointed that I could not set my title as mayor, but just so you all know, I am mayor of crazy town. One of my favorite things to do is buy a bag of peanuts and a bag of walnuts and have them legally married. That way, two things of the same family (the nut family, that is) are married. I am also part of that family (the nut family, that is). Yectofantriplutoniczanziptomizer. Antdisistablishmentarianism. Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious. I pride myself in trying to be fair to both sides of the situatuion, so don't be hasty to be rude to me for trying to get the whole story rather than the few sentences that makes the FML.

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Not_a_robot's FML badges

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

Night owl

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

I'm a rock star

You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Tommy Wiseau

You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

Picture this FML

You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

My diary is a collector's item

There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.

I liked to the power of 20

You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.

Gandhi

You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

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