Steamy
By Hotdamn - 21/03/2016 04:32 - United States - San Francisco
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
By Hotdamn - 21/03/2016 04:32 - United States - San Francisco
By UnicornWaffles - 16/03/2016 17:23 - Taiwan - Taipei
By cemakara3 - 12/03/2016 20:07 - Denmark - Vallensb?k
Hey OP here. I showed my gf some of the comments on here and she is not mad anymore. Thanks!!
By Anonymous - 11/03/2016 22:09 - United Kingdom - Hatfield
By kayla53 - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Elmer
Hey fellas, quick clarification. When he said what he said I just blurted out laughing, because to me it obviously was a joke. Further confirmation would have either ruin the joke or ruin sex with him forever. He may have very well been a mother-****** but I wouldn't need to know, as we're not dating each other. That being said, I'm positive it's humor, and any humor is a good laugh to me if you appreciate the other person's intension to make you happy. I did forbid him to say that again in bed though; it'll just be creepy a second time. Thanks for you comments :) we had a good laugh.