By Anonyme - 15/01/2012 09:47 - France
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L'escrime médiévale : un sport où on est censé ne rien casser.J'en suis à deux dents (en même temps), trois épées, deux flèches, un bouclier et une masse d'armes. c'est grave, docteur ?
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Le pire (pour le chat) c'est qu'elle avait presque réussi O_o' Le médicament en question était une pâte liquide à injecter dans la gueule à l'aide d'une seringue graduée. Je vous laisse imaginer la scène. Quand au pourquoi elle à confondu les deux orifices, C'est parce que je lui ai expliqué que c'était pour traiter un problème intestinal, elle à pas du se poser plus de questions que ça : "intestin => c'est plus près de l'anus que de la bouche, donc allons y pour le mode suppo" (Évidement, lire un emballage ou une notice c'était au dessus de ses compétences).