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lexxer101

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Memphis, USA
28 years-old
Tuesday 08 October 1996
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About Lexxer101

So let's see here... I'm Alexa. I love video games (lots of video games. I'm a nerd), skateboarding, pink (for some really odd reason), I'm obsessed with rhyming (I have no idea why though), animals rock my socks, I love sports (swimming, track, and volleyball to be specific), I listen to most types of music. My friends say I'm hilarious and awesome. I'm loud and hyper and happy and full of life. I love my life. And being higher than Superman. I'm also completely crazy, outgoing and FUN AS HELL. Uhm... If you wanna know anything else, MESSAGE ME HO! I enjoy meeting new people.

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By badmom - 27/03/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, I was packing my son's lunch and we'd ran out of water bottles. I asked my 16 year-old to run to the store. She didn't want to, but gave me one she had. After dropping my son off, my daughter frantically told me she'd made a mistake. I sent my second grader to school with a bottle of vodka. FML

I agree, your life sucks 90 329

You deserved it 17 975

Small mistake

By lorahayes - 05/01/2012 18:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the train listening to my iPod on shuffle. The "Oompa Loompa" song came on, and slightly amused, I started humming it. It wasn't until I noticed that the man next to me was a midget that I understood the horrified looks I was getting. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 939

You deserved it 10 299

By Anon O'Mous - 02/01/2012 15:38 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower at the gym when hearing a loud popping noise. Surprised and startled, I jumped and slipped, hitting my head against the shower wall that left a small gash. The pop noise was just someone blowing bubbles from their gum. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 588

You deserved it 5 698

By jku - 02/01/2012 13:18 - United States

Today, my older brother burst into my bedroom at 4 am to show me photos of sushi. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 795

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Wednesday 4 January 2012 7:40

Yes. Yes he did. Maybe more ninja-samurai-hybrid style.

By Anonymous - 02/01/2012 05:40 - United States

Today, I was pushed over and robbed in a parking lot by a man in an ugly Christmas sweater. When I looked up, I was too distracted by the sweater to even look at his face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 591

You deserved it 8 720