When your body can't handle your skills
By Lewis - 01/02/2019 00:30 - France - Paris
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You are now a certified FML member
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
By Lewis - 01/02/2019 00:30 - France - Paris