THE_Black_Jesus

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  • Delaware, U.S.A
  • 29 years-old
  • Monday 18 September 1995
  • single

About The_black_jesus

Dance party: ~(','~) (~',')~ \('-'\) (/'-')/ \('-'\) (/'-')/ €('-')3 \('-')/ •Kik Me: danieloneal95 •Pheed: @DanielOneal •SnapChat: jknoracial •So I'm Daniel. I'm 18 and a Senior in high school. I'm an all a round athlete but mainly Wrestling and Baseball. •Message me and I'll reply. I try to get on here everyday and don't have a Facebook because I don't.

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OP here. To the people who said I deserved it, my psychotic mother actually had the balls to craft a ******* rejection letter and mail it to me. I was sixteen and had never seen an authentic denial letter from Yale---you guys would've believed it, too, had you been in my shoes. To the people who keep bringing up e-mail: it was 1996. As my generation will tell you, we grew up without the internet. To the people who agree that my mom's a bitch, damn straight she ******* is. My daughters and son will not be seeing much of mee-maw anymore, nor will I. To the people who said I wouldn't be who I am today without that lie: Doesn't matter; parents are supposed to nurture their children, not deprive them for personal gain.