Grief is weird
By Anonymous - 31/08/2013 16:12 - United States - Modesto
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By Anonymous - 31/08/2013 16:12 - United States - Modesto
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Hey OP here. I just wanted to add a little detail to this story. My brother had just come from a bachelor party and was very drunk so he called me for a ride. He punched the clerk because he was rude to us and yes I did leave him there overnight