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By Noname - 24/02/2009 22:57 - United States
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You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
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You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
By Noname - 24/02/2009 22:57 - United States
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OP here. I definitely threw away the toothbrush after this, and brushed my teeth with a brand new, mouse-free toothbrush for about 2 hours straight, and listerine listerine listerine o.o I keep my old toothbrushes around for such occasions when there's a hard to reach, disgusting mess to deal with such as this one XD Thanks for all your comments, I've had my tetanus shot lmao, still going to get checked out by a doctor ASAP
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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Boston
I am a design engineer. My boss is good looking, but married. I apologised the next day, she said no hard feelings, pun intended. 'she's very funny'