Herd immunity, quick
By Anonymous - 28/11/2021 20:01 - United States - Chappaqua
You are now a certified FML member
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
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An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
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You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
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