Road to nowhere
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
By please don't get the succ - 29/06/2016 18:21 - United States - San Francisco