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By bobof - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
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La VDM vient de moi. Le lapereau avait été amené dans notre jardin par notre chat et nous l'avons "sauvé" d'une mort horrible.. Nous l'avons nourris pendant deux jours pas plus pour être sur qu'il soit sevré. Et nous étions prêt à le laisser dans un refuge si il n'avait pas mangé tout seul. Comme il se débrouillait nous l'avons relaché près de chez nous, loin de la route. Les panneaux étaient dissimulés et écrit petits. Je m'en veux pour ce petit lapin mais des erreurs arrivent.. Arretez de vous prendre la tête on est pas des monstres!!