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The Mixer

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This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

Tell us what happened next

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I moderated this!

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Up and coming moderator

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One ring to rule them all

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Tweet, tweet

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The thumb strikes back

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The return of the thumb

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100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

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Keen reader – Level: master ninja

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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

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It's in the can!

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Santa Claus

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Going for gold

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One more and it's business time

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I like your style

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I’m your new creative director

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I liked to the power of 20

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Judgmental

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YDI Master

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I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

Perfectionist

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50 favorites

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50 quality comments

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The rules are the rules

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Work is a 4-letter word

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A new thumb

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My diary is a collector's item

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Happy month-versary

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What'ch'all looking at?

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Hey guys its me OP, To clarify, my mom told me that she was planning to do this only if the Heimlich maneuver did not work. I was choking on the chip pretty badly and could not breathe so she was thinking about the worst possible scenario. Luckily, I got it out and I am fine and no throats were cut. (This time). When she told me about her (bad) plan to perform a tracheotomy I told her about the scene with Sandra Bullock in The Heat and the dangers of doing one without training (and that TV does not count as training). I also may have mentioned that I would rather choke out and die than have my throat cut open with a steak knife on the kitchen floor.... Thanks for all of your comments! -OP