Poker face
By jwz - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Netherlands
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
By jwz - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Netherlands
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