Mfing kids
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Salem
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Salem
By Pandamomma - 21/07/2014 12:58 - United States - Dunn
hi. OP here. I said FML because I ended up having to apologize and act as if I was sincere. I failed miserably and ended up laughing hysterically. I did feel a little bad.