1a1a1o1

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  • Onancock, États-Unis
  • 29 years-old
  • Wednesday 18 October 1995
  • In a relationship

About 1a1a1o1

Je te veux tu sais? Je te veux comme le mineur veut son or, tout comme la faune veut sa flore. Comme le ciel veut sa lune, comme un désert veut ses dunes. Comme le chasseur veut sa proie, un ch'val de bois veut sa Troie. Un cactus qui veut de l'eau ou un puit qui veut son seau. Comme une fleur qui veut s'ouvrir, comme l'homme froid veut se couvrir. Comme Roméo veut sa Juliette, comme une star veut ses paillettes. Comme la vulve veut sa verge, comme la rivière veut sa berge. Comme le monde veut la vérité et l'homme voulant l'éternité. Je te veux, Ô mon chocolat...

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1a1a1o1's FML badges

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.

Night owl

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

Tommy Wiseau

You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

I'm a rock star

You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

Gandhi

You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

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Salut à tous :) Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM ! Bon quelques précisions : c'est une histoire vraie qui vient d'arriver à mon cousin cette semaine pendant qu'on était au cinéma ! Ça nous a fait pas mal rire sur le coup ^^ pour ce qui est du film, ou du nom, je vous laisse chercher un peu :p et pour finir, mon cousin n'est pas vraiment au chômage, il suit des études de management mais comme tout étudiants d'aujourd'hui, il vie de petits boulots à gauche à droite et non des bénéficies de ce fameux film ! Voilà, merci à tous pour avoir validée cette VDM ! Bonne soirée à tous :)