Il apprend qu’il est stérile depuis toujours… après avoir eu 9 enfants
By Anonymous - 19/04/2018 21:30 - France - Paris
You agreed with your own post. Nice.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
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You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
See, one of you was right.
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Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
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You said "I agree" with 1000 posts
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
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You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
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By Anonymous - 19/04/2018 21:30 - France - Paris
By Anonymous - 20/04/2018 10:30 - France - Paris
By VDM - 21/03/2018 21:30 - France - Paris
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By Pompon - 19/11/2017 20:51
Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de la VDM. À vrai dire, ce n'était pas au ciné mais en soirée. J'ai voulu m'asseoir à côté d'une fille, sachant que c'était la dernière place assise. Je me suis fait envoyer balader et j'ai donc fini la soirée debout, pour ne pas faire de vagues.