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By Anonymous - 01/09/2013 16:34 - United States - Washington
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By Anonymous - 01/09/2013 16:34 - United States - Washington
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Apparently his friend gave him some to try. He's only 14 so I don't think he knew any better. He told me he was experimenting, and I think that's an okay thing to do so long as he learned his lesson. He is just a young stupid teenager. Moral of the story: Don't do drugs, kids. Or you'll burn your penises.