Insult of the week
By Anonymous - 01/04/2016 20:21 - United States - Slidell
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
By Anonymous - 01/04/2016 20:21 - United States - Slidell
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By homo fuckofftus - 22/05/2015 17:10 - United States - San Diego
Hi guys, it's OP! Didn't expect this to get published. 1. I meant trousers, not underwear. In Ireland, pants almost never means underwear. (Ireland is very different to the UK in terms of grammar use, vocabulary etc.) For the record, I was wearing underwear too! 2. I'm very, very close to my boyfriend's family as we've been together for a long time, and it's not unusual for me to chill in his house while he's at work. I feel completely at home there, as I am expected to by his family. When this FML happened, I had been asleep after staying over, and lazily threw on my boyfriend's sweatpants to go downstairs. 3. I was actually trying (and failing) to multitask by holding almost-boiling tea, my laptop, blankets, and a pair of shoes. The positioning of the objects in my arms made it physically impossible for me to set it all on the floor and pick it back up, and BF's dad had already seen everything by the time I would've pulled my pants up. Everyone laughed about it after the initial embarrassment wore off, thankfully we all see the funny side!