Malentendu
By MousseDiouf - 15/12/2013 14:21 - France - Lyon
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
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You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
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Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
By MousseDiouf - 15/12/2013 14:21 - France - Lyon
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Bonjour ! Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM, alors déjà ce n'est pas mon compte je n'avais pas envie de m'inscrire alors je vous répond avec celui d'une amie. Alors pour l'histoire mon véritable nom est vraiment Fertile pour ceux qui doutent ou qui trouvent cela tiré par les cheveux. Imaginez le nombre de moqueries en étant plus jeune (avec la pub fertiligène par exemple ^^). Bon ensuite par "chance" je ne veux pas d'enfants, ni maintenant, ni plus tard, mais c'est vrai que quand on vous annonce une chose pareil ça fait quand même un choc. Ensuite j'ai pensé que c'était un comble d'avoir un nom pareil pour au final être stérile ! Alors voilà VDM. Mais c'est vrai je n'aurai pas posté sur ce site si cela avait été un drame pour moi (donc si j'avais voulu des enfants). Donc voilà. Et merci pour vos messages de compassion qui m'ont fait plaisir, car malgré le fait que je ne veuille pas d'enfants, au moins certaines personnes ont du coeur, si je puis dire. Car en imaginant que j'ai été une femme qui aurait voulu toute une ribambelle de gosses, les TLBM sont VRAIMENT déplacés. Mais bon il y en a toujours, ils sont inévitables. Très bonne journée à vous tous !