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By rmL - 30/01/2008 17:10 - France
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Salut, c'est l'auteur (je me suis inscrit après avoir posté, j'sais pas ce que va donner...). Je tenais simplement à préciser - si besoin était - que mon père n'a pas de vibromasseur, et que ma copine ne connaissait pas son nom avant de nommer son petit compagnon... Pour ce qui est des allégations relatives à son insatisfaction (de ma copine, pas du petit compagnon), ce n'est pas parce qu'on se masturbe qu'on ne s'éclate pas au lit. Personnellement, être en couple ne m'a jamais empêché de me branler.