dokreu

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About Dokreu

À propos de vous? Encore heureux qu'ils emploient le vouvoiement. Déjà, qu'on ose demander des informations sur la petite vie des membres, si en plus c'avait été en passant par le tutoiement, il aurait été difficile d'y écrire quoi que ce soit. Que dire? Pourquoi s'amuser à parler de soi, sinon pour faire comme la plupart des personnes? Étaler des bribes de son existence insignifiante dans le but que quelqu'un les lise, et que, ô par miracle, cela plaise. N'importe manteau. Rien ne sera dit, et il est d'ailleurs remarquable que, dans une description de profil, la première personne du singulier soit entièrement absente. Ouais, c'est un choc quand on s'en rend compte, et après on ne voit plus que ça. Que voulez-vous. L'humain est amusant.

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Beginner

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Up and coming moderator

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I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Mobility

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The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Respect your elders

Your account was created during the first year of FML's existence.

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

Profile completed

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It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

One ring to rule them all

You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

Judgmental

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Multitasking

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Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

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