FtP_Benihana

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505 bitches! If you don't like my comments well sorry I ran out of fucks to give. Favorite Movie Quotes "You can get a good look at a T-bone by shoving your head up a bull's ass, but wouldn't you rather just take the butcher's word for it?" "Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates, you never know what kind your gonna get." "Hey I forgot to ask, do you like guacamole?" "The royal penis is clean your highness." "Hey Carl, you gonna eat your cornbread?" "I've always considered myself a one man wolf-pack."

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It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

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The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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