By iSamsung - 06/03/2016 14:00 - United States - San Francisco
I agree, your life sucks
20 740
You deserved it
2 487
swmrs
Not specified
0
Followed
Followed
0
Followers
Followers
6
Badges
Badges
0
Comments
Comments
88
Visits
Visits
5
Favorites
Favorites
About Swmrs
Not specifiedSwmrs - Followers
Swmrs - Followed
Swmrs's page visits
Hugged!
Swmrs's FML badges
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
Inception
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Swmrs's favorite FMLs
Fight! Fight! Fight!
By Anonymous - 02/03/2016 17:54 - United States - Cedar Rapids
I agree, your life sucks
25 669
You deserved it
2 031
By Baegel - 02/03/2016 01:52 - United States - Havertown
I agree, your life sucks
22 904
You deserved it
2 371
By creepermagnet - 06/04/2009 19:39 - United States
I agree, your life sucks
399 804
You deserved it
46 082
creepermagnet tells us more.
By shit_upon_literally - 07/03/2009 05:51 - United States
I agree, your life sucks
238 901
You deserved it
21 090
shit_upon tells us more.
they were wasted to the point of oblivion and probably had no idea what had just gone down. i didn't cry, but i was REALLY angry about it. my clothes were full of shit but luckily i had an extra pair of pants in my car and i had bought a band t-shirt earlier
Let me tell you the rest of the story: this actually happened a couple months ago, but I just discovered this site. First off, there was NO second date. My God. Right after he said that, I told him I wanted to go home (he had driven, and I didn't have a car or any way to get home). He then asked if I wanted to go to the woods so he could "do things to me." I told him no, going home would be fine. He took me home and I called him and told him I never wanted to see him again. For half an hour, he tried to convince me to see him again, but I eventually just hung up. For a month or so he called me every day but I didn't answer. Finally, I grew tired of this and I answered the phone. I told him he was really scaring me and he needed to stop trying to contact me. He told me, "I was falling in love with you but they all laughed at me!" (Mind you, I do not know who "they" are. Nor do I wish to know). I told him I was very sorry, but he had to stop calling me or I would contact the police. He then said to me, "Where is the darkness??? Why do you paint me as a demon when I just want to show you the light???" I haven't spoken to him since.