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By MCMB33 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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