Windhorn

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  • Amsterdam,
  • 37 years-old
  • Tuesday 11 November 1986
  • In a relationship

About Windhorn

Intolérante aux dégénérés.

Windhorn - Followers

Windhorn - Followed

Vindsval Flying Wha... Monsieur C... Slyfried

Windhorn's page visits

Tharkun M1lk antho84 aut..riste Monsieur C... lovers5201 mdi75 Kiproko Telombre Nems arkand Froggy01

Hugged!

Rajode

Windhorn's FML badges

King of the seas

You reached the maximal level, nothing can stop you now!

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

Night owl

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

He who tries, wins.

See, one of you was right.

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

Verified

You are now a certified FML member

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

I NEED to know!

You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Amateur spy - Johnny English level

You're following 50 people

Master spy - Maxwell Smart level

You're following 100 people

Godlike spy - 007 level

You're following 200 people

Tommy Wiseau

You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

Gandhi

You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

One of us!

Welcome to the club! You posted 5 times on the Timeline.

Mike Tyson

Like Mike Tyson, you have the strength of a tiger.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

42

See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

I'm a rock star

You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

The list of badges to find

Windhorn's favorite FMLs