Ma morning routine ? C'est simple…
By Anonyme - 11/03/2022 06:30 - France
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
See, one of you was right.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
By Anonyme - 11/03/2022 06:30 - France
By Anonyme - 03/10/2021 15:59
By Anonyme - 17/09/2021 19:27
Bonjour tout le monde, c'est à moi qu'est arrivée cette VDM (je l'ai publiée anonymement avant de me créer un compte) ! Pour tout vous expliquer, cet ami a voulu me faire une blague et me piéger, sans doute qu'il trouvait ça drôle... J'ai bu une grande gorgée avant de m'apercevoir que le goût était anormal, mais quand on est gravement allergique, ça suffit, malheureusement. Il ignorait bien-sûr que j'étais allergique, ce qui n'empêche pas que c'était totalement idiot et inconscient. J'ai terminé à l'hôpital où l'on m'a rapidement prise en charge. Je peux vous dire que j'ai cru mourir suite à la réaction allergique qui n'a pas tardé à survenir après l'ingestion. Quant à cet ami, il a visiblement refroidi tout le monde parce-que personne n'a trouvé ça drôle ni intelligent. Je suis heureusement toujours en vie et je vous l'avoue, sacrément refroidie aussi vis-à-vis de lui...