By Mamadou - 28/04/2009 16:40
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Haha! J'ai bien ri avec vos commentaires! Alors non je ne suis pas un gros bourge comme certains l'ont supposés, je suis juste un jeune abruti de 18 ans qui a brûlé les 50 derniers euros qu'il a reçu pour noël! Crise ou pas, l'argent ne fait pas le bonheurs mes amis, quoi que vous disiez. J'aurais pu en effet économiser pour acheter le dernier écran plasma ou lecteur DVD fraichement sorti dans les bacs du rayon high tech du Carrefour d'à côté, mais non, ces 50€ auraient sans aucun doute terminés au mieux en Kébab ou en quelques bières un jeudi soir ("Aaaah les jeunes!")! C'est illégal en effet... Arrêtez moi :p! F*ck la consommation (sauf de bières bien sûr... "Tavernier! Une 33!") Be yourself, be happy, PEACE and Gainsbourg PoWa!