Ch0co*

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  • Le Pian Medoc, France
  • 32 years-old
  • Monday 28 September 1992
  • Not specified

About Ch0co*

Je suis lunatique, inexpressive, claustrophobe, j'ai peur de la solitude, des ascenseurs et des passages à niveaux, je suis persécutée par le prénom "Julien", on me dit souvent que j'ai des goûts de merde en mecs, j'ai des bugs quand je parle, des tics, je confond Francis Cabrel, Florent Pagny, Patrick Fiory, Marc Lavoine et Patrick Bruel; Saint-Medard, Meriadeck et Merignac. Je ne m'intègre pas à la société. Je n'ai aucune mémoire visuelle. Je fais des associations d'idée pas possible. Je ne remarque JAMAIS la couleur des yeux des gens. J'aime pas la vanille et ceux qui écrivent avec des caractères incompréhensible et en SMS genre "кιкσσ ℓσℓ ¢ мσυα ρт∂я" MAIS VOUS VOYEZ PAS QU'ON COMPRENDS RIEN? Je suis bordélique, je sais pas si on ecrit "etc" ou "ect" et et je n'arrive pas à me concentrer plus de 5minutes sur la même chose. Ah, et c'est la même photo depuis mon inscription, donc j'ai vieillis depuis. T'as tout lu?

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