Deux chats tentent de s’infiltrer dans un musée depuis deux ans
By VDM - 26/11/2018 10:00
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By VDM - 28/07/2017 23:31 - France - Paris
Bonjour, je suis l'auteure ! Je n'étais pas sur mon compte donc j'espère que ça ira^^. Alors d'abord pour clarifier un peu les choses je ne suis pas un monstre sans coeur (quoique) qui prend un plaisir sadique en voyant des gosses se faire mal en général mais ceux-là en particulier m'avaient vraiment tapé sur les nerfs. On était dans un restaurant en extérieur et des chatons se baladaient entre les tables, les enfants ont décidé de courir après chaque chaton ( en gueulant comme pas possible), de les attraper, et de les forcer à manger ce qu'ils leur donnaient en leur tapant sur la tête et de manière la plus brusque que je n'ai jamais vues. Les serveurs ont essayé d'intervenir auprès des enfants ET des parents, mais rien à faire ni l'un ni l'autre en avait quelque chose à faire. Puis au tour d'une des personnes avec qui j'étais d'intervenir calmement auprès des gosses mais toujours rien. Donc à force ça m'a gonflée, plusieurs fois on a essayé de faire comprendre aux parents que leurs gosses nous casser les couilles mais toujours rien. Donc quand yen a un qui est tombé j'ai un peu trop exprimé ma joie (j'ai lâché un peu trop fort un "yes ! putain enfin !"), les parents m'ont regardé d'un air furieux puis finalement ils sont partis au plus grand plaisir de mes oreilles et de ma patience.