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By misc - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
By misc - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States