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By FausseNote - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Saint André
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
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You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
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Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
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You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
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You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
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You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
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Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
By FausseNote - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Saint André
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By ouz - 01/07/2014 20:36 - France - Anthelupt
Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de la VDM. Pour répondre à quelques quelques questions : - J'ai 27 ans et la femme en question devait avoir 50-60 ans environ - Son vélo n'était pas du tout électrique, c'était une simple bicyclette bien vintage qui grinçait à chaque coup de pédale - Je fais à peu près 2H de sport par jour donc j'pense pas être trop mauvais dans le domaine. Pour ma défense j'avais quand même plus de 20km dans les jambes quand elle m'a doublé mais ça n'enlève rien à sa performance, elle m'a complètement humilié o/