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J'me balade quotidiennement sur vdm pour me réconforter, et me dire que finalement ma vie n'est pas si merdique que ça :)
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Bonjour, Bonsoir, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM :) Alors déjà, pour tous ceux qui disent que c'est à cause de gens comme moi qu'il y a des accidents de la route, sachez que je suis tout ce qu'il y a de plus réglo : papiers en règle, tout mes points de permis, conduite sûre et prudente. Vous allez me dire, dans ce cas, pourquoi as tu jeté ton téléphone ? Et bien honnêtement, je ne sais pas. Tout simplement, je ne sais pas ce qui m'a pris. Je n'ai rien à ajouter à ce sujet, à vous de décider si vous me croyez ou pas. Vous imaginez sûrement la tête des policiers, qui étaient écroulés de rire alors que moi, j'étais rouge de honte. Figurez vous que je ne suis pas la seule à avoir fait ça, car d'après les policiers, d'autres personnes ont déjà eu ce "réflexe" avant moi. Je me sens déjà moins seule ! Ensuite, pour ceux qui me disent d'acheter un téléphone solide, et bien je vous invite en toute politesse à venir m'en acheter un, puisque vous vous y connaissez si bien. Le mien est allé taper la vitre arrière opposée, avant de tomber par terre. L'écran, complètement fissuré (quand je dis fissuré, c'est un faible mot pour décrire l'état de mon écran) n'a plus aucune sensibilité et le faire réparer coûte aussi cher que d'en racheter un autre ; d'autant plus que la batterie à été abîmée dans l' "accident". Voilà pour les petites précisions ! Je vous invite à poser vos questions, si vous en avez d'autres, dans ce commentaire, j'y répondrais avec plaisir ! Je vous prie également d'arrêter les commentaires méchants tels que "TLBM, c'est à cause de toi que des innocents meurent" car, je le répète, je suis tout ce qu'il y a de plus REGLEMENTAIRE. Amicalement, l'auteure de cette VDM.