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About Espeto

*insérer ici une citation pseudo-philosiphique pour passer pour un mec profond (en anglais, c'est encore mieux)* Sinon moi c'est Paul, passionné de beaucoup de chose, j'adore rencontrer des gens, faire des voyages, manger de la bonne cuisine, me prendre pour un photographe sur Instagram (et croire que j'ai du talent..... Faux!).

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Verified

You are now a certified FML member

I NEED to know!

You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

I was here first!

Your account was created during the first 6 months of FML's existence.

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

FAAAAAACEBOOK

Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Colonel Whiskers

Well done, you gave a Hug to our secret mascot!

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

Tommy Wiseau

You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

I'm a rock star

You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

Gandhi

You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

Going for gold

You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

I liked to the power of 20

You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.

Picture this FML

You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

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